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gayerluke:

wolfvalkyrie:

gayerluke:

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

why is this so fucking funny 

it’s a joke

What?

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marvelbun:

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MY FAVORITE SNL SKETCH

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poemswords:

“Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.”

— Evelyn Waugh, Brideshead Revisited (via books-n-quotes)

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i arrive to the occasion

johnnyghoul:

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I show up to the event

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